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i love my little pony

2013-03-09 22:57:05 by SpamOfCan

omg im obsessed
holy shit
hold mah dick i think im gunna EJACULATE aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh KASDJfhlASKfhjK<SAJdfhklSJdnfklvmSzdlxkfvmjlsIkd jfc;LSKJZDslxkM

no seriosuly i love MLP

i love my little pony


i just died

2012-12-29 17:34:35 by SpamOfCan

den i came back 2 lyf
its ok guiz
dont cry
i went to heavn and met jezus nd god and i saw ghandi there 2

im a buddhist now my new religun <3 praize be budha coz jezus was meen 2 me and he didnt hold mah dick for me wen i neded to tayk a dump in da bush, k?

STOP CRYING GUIZ but i wont be on as much i raped a grl an she got pregnint so i hafta go to COURT an jail an shit an now my arsehole in rly big

YOU ARE ALL CUNT-HOLES lawl :3

i just died


OH, OMEGLE <3 <3 <3

2012-07-02 19:29:54 by SpamOfCan

OH OMEGLE, HOW I LOVE THEE (whatever the fuck that means)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: were ammi
You: weres dis plase
Stranger: Randomness activate
You: wut da frick is dis
Stranger: dolan?
You: wwwwwwwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttt
Stranger: de fuk is tis
You: de fuk dis shitt
Stranger: retrd wrot som sht
Stranger: fukk
You: wtf retrddeded sg#hitwhole
Stranger: berp berp
You: dis shittwhole dis is
Stranger: shittwhole fukk
Stranger: da fakk
You: beepp beep faggoot
Stranger: losrr!
You: toot toooot
Stranger: da fak
You: outtrr da way
Stranger: oh ma gad
You: dolans ere!!!!!
Stranger: suppp dolan
You: beep le beep
Stranger: da fak is tis?
You: idk
Stranger: k
You: who s me
You: strngr
Stranger: shat no ide
Stranger: brp
You: shat brix rite nao
Stranger: da fak
Stranger: dolan u sik
You: oohh dose brix i shat
You: felt shatty
Stranger: kan i tak da piktur?
You: iz k dont feel badd
Stranger: k
You: w e all doc ett sumtymes
Stranger: oh shet some briz
You: das me alrite
Stranger: alrite dolan
You: gooby
You: is dat u
You: i c u
Stranger: fuk dolan is mee
You: fuk u liesss
Stranger: ye k
You: LIEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Stranger: no tru
You: u gooby cunt
You: i dolanz
Stranger: kk
Stranger: i gooby shat
You: i shat a lil
Stranger: fak

Your conversational partner has disconnected

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WHERE ARE YOU STARNGER. VISIT ME HERE ON NEWGROUNDS. WE SHALL CHAT ABOUT DOLAN ONCE MORE WHILE EATING BUTCHERED ANIMALS ON TOAST AND DRINKING MY FRESH SEMEN WITH A HINT OF CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES. BITCH YOU BETTER NOT LEAVE ME AGAIN MOTHER-FUCKER I MISSED YOU CUNT.
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SpamOfCan's Quote of the Day/Night: "Oohh dose brix I shat felt shatty"

fuk u kno wut
dis took ages 2 do
u bttr fukin apprechiate da wurk i put to do dis u lil bastards or ill my cockerel timothy 2 punch u in da fukin nuts, k?

HEY, WOMEN OUT THERE, WHY ARE YOU READING THIS? YOU SHOULD BE IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN MAKING ME A SAMMICH

OH, OMEGLE <3 <3 <3


orange jews

2012-06-15 20:17:47 by SpamOfCan

100% concenrated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!
HURR HURR HURR HURR
I R RETURNED TO RECK ALL OF YOUZ LIVES U MISSED ME DIDNT YA YOU N***AS U MISS ME SO MUCH U WANT MY COCK!!!!
Oh yeah
I HAVE RETURNED WITH MANY BLACK JOKES! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED MY N***AS
- What do you call black people in church? Holy shit
- Two black people in a car. Who's driving? The cops
- What did God say when he saw the first black person? Oops, I burnt one!
- What do you call a Negro with a peg leg? Shit on a stick
- What do you call a black man in the mailbox? Blackmail

TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
i still like titties and i am startin to like pussies a little bit more lolololololololololololololol

ORANGE JEWS 100% CONCENTRATED GEDDIT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
hi mom

orange jews


I LOVE YOU PIGEON

2012-04-21 21:06:23 by SpamOfCan
Updated

u made mi life complete so datz why i put up a posta to look fo you cuz u ran away u motha fuckaaa COME BACK EHER AND HELP ME EAT MY PACKET OF CHIPS YOU BLOODY MORON BIRD THINGY
ps i love u cum bak 'ere

IT'S MY PIGEON IT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEONIT'S MY PIGEON

I still like titties, they're very beautiful things, titties. Don't you reckon?

Nigguh don't you steal mah pigeon cunt

I CHANGED MY NAME TO JEFF AHAHAHAHA

I LOVE YOU PIGEON


come at me bro

2012-04-03 01:03:23 by SpamOfCan

Mock me I'll say IDGAF. I'm a player don't ever
Forget my money and hoes. My ex was a clingy bitch so I named her Miss Bipolar.
I went to Innocent High school.
After Watching Pirates and the Caribbean it made me say Yo Ho ( Its a pirate's life for me).
Playing GTA gonna upload that new Cheat YAY Star power!
When I'm lost and feeling alone I look at you and I start to believe again. Let's kill this bitch.
Hoe this is the death to your heart . U must be a Witch cause your got me bewitched.
And last but not least Bitch I heart Hello Kitty! I'm Protesting cause I wanna Save The Rave!
I can't forget that wet dream War Machine .Stop teasing me and just well suck me!
I was Designed to kill fake Bitches!
Getting a Sugar Rush over this sweet "candy".
No hoe is gonna make me Love Struck like you.
BITCH, NOW SUCK MY DICK
Because you know what? I still like tits!

by SpamOfCan, n***a

DIS RAP..... DEDICATED TO THESPAMMER AND MANDOG AND SOME OTHA RANDOM FUCKS BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

come at me bro


GINGA PUBES

2012-03-23 01:55:01 by SpamOfCan

GINGER PUUUBBBBEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

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N***a
N***a
N***a

GINGA PUBES


humpbackwhalez

2012-03-14 02:25:31 by SpamOfCan

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dont go on tha computeer its bad fo yo helth an it recks yo eyez

HEY, HEY! I STILL LIKE TITTIES!!!!!

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u jelly bruh?

humpbackwhalez


Hello there, little boy

2012-03-10 02:54:33 by SpamOfCan

What is your name?
How old are you?
Is your mom hot?
How long is your penis?
Do you have a credit card?
DO YOU LIKE LONG DARK ALLEYWAYS?
Do you want me to rape you? Yes you say? Well, just follow me over here....... ;3

Oh, that Kony is one lucky cunt
DID YOU KNOW THAT I STILL LIKE TITTIES AND DID YOU KNOW THAT I ATE SUM BUTCHERED ANIMALS ON MY TOAST THIS MORINING TOPPED OFF WITH A BIT OF A 5-YEAR-OLD'S SEMEN. MMMMM DELICIOUS.

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Hello there, little boy


Oh, darling...

2012-03-06 01:24:58 by SpamOfCan

You gave me a wonderful handjob last night. ;)
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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Oh, darling...